Where is the hickey?
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
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his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I took your shirt off for you after you threw up on yourself, read you the ugly duckling, and then tucked you in. you better fucking love me, jackass.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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