I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
dude, osama threatened the US again
dude. i slept with your sister last night
what?
I saw that as an opertune moment to drop some big news
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
how the hell did this chicken wing end up in my cast?!
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
Randomize
