You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
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he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
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Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Never thought I’d use my computer science degree for teledildonics, but here I am
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