dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
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I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
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I think your dad took our porno
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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