took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
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