The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
organizing the empties. That sober.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
My bed is full of blood and feathers
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I haven't been this unsober in a long time. I feel like I am observing myself. Like I am a test subject for alcohol. I wish my brain would shut up and let me be a normal drunk.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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