So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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