What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
A bitchslap is in order.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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