I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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