I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
