Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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