problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
He fucked me on the hood of my car outside his work, and now I'm paranoid that the doggie day care next door might have security cameras.
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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