yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
He didn't speak any English, but I think I caught the word turtle in there somewhere.
Why would he say turtle mid-fuck?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Dear god. Please. Please do NOT deprive yourself of dick for 90 days. Blood will spill. Wolverines will howl. I can't handle that kind of terror.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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