When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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