You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
where does the pee come out of this thing
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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