You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
He said I was cute and he handed me a stuffed bear from his car. I don't care that he was 80, I named it Hector.
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
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