it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
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Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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i told him I'd let him eat part of a weed cookie out of my cleavage, so he pulled over like a gentleman.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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