He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She saved the condom from the first time we did it.
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
That rando I gave head to on the beach just endorsed me on LinkedIn for Oral Communication Skills. So there's that.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
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