TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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