Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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