They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
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Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
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I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
ill dress up as a sperm donor and you can go as the cup....
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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