he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The best revenge is premature balding
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
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Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
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And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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