u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
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my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
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Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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