Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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