uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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