we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I take pride in being a married 31 year old who sleeps on her best friend's bathroom floor from time to time.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
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