I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
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Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
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Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
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