Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
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The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
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I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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