and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
Randomize
