she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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