Haha so apparently that girl last thought I was you the whole time, and in the morning realized you weren't the one she fucked. Thanks for your help.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
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