Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
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