just upgraded from jello shots to jello bowls blacking out just got that much more delicious
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
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My 16 year old coworker just told me I should take my job more seriously after she watched me puke in the backroom trash can. Fuck teenagers with morals.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
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Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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