I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Getting a vibrator would be like waving the white flag of surrender in this war against my vagina and its hormone army.
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
FUCK WHALES
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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