omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
only if we run a train.
done.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I fell asleep to the sounds of them banging in the next room. It was oddly soothing...
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At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
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Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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