My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
just cut a line with my blood donor card...i feel like it will help remind me that i was once a productive member of society.
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
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I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
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Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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