It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
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I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Sometimes you have a life bucket list item checked off like 4 tits in your face simultaneously and getting to bang them both. I'm sorry I bailed on skiing but not really. Coming over with a boombox playing 'heat of the moment' as soon as I can hail a cab cause I'm too drunk to drive still...
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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