I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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