My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I would blow Magic Johnson for a pack of lucky strikes right now. Post-hiv.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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