Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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