: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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My bra broke.... so I Macguyvered that shit together with floss
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
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High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Aw.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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