U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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