I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
I am mentally ready for anal.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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