I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and after you realized your puke was bright blue, you started crying hysterically and screaming, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A SMURF!" no more uv blue for you.
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
i'm pretty sure my brother is still drunk from last night. he's telling my parents that humans are at the top of the food chain for a reason and listing off all the exotic animals he would eat
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