What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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