Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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