it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
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he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My vagina is officially offended.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
guess who got crunk and thought it would be a good idea to give herself a pixie cut?
THOUGHT
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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