He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
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