did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
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just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
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Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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