Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
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Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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