i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Your cock deserves a montage
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
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