he just booty called me in advance instead of waiting til 3 am when hes trashed. i think thats really considerate and gentlemanlike.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Because you stood over the Ice luge screaming STONE COLD and poured beer on everyone
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
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