I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
should my penis look like a turkey
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
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