I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
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There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I decided that $2 and a kiss on the cheek was a great tip for the pizza girl. No one is REALLY sure how much I've have to drink.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
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You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
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