so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
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